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Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 170. The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 170. The nurse asks, 'Your height?'
'5 foot 4,' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
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