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MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to
school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to
go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the
teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have
to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should*
go to school?"
MOM: "1. you are FIFTY-TWO years old. 2. you are
the PRINCIPAL!
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