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—MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
—SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to
—school."
—MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to
—go to school."
—SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the
—teachers hate me."
—MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have
—to go to school."
—SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should*
—go to school?"
—MOM: "1. you are FIFTY-TWO years old. 2. you are
—the PRINCIPAL!
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