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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they 
were on the way to church service, 
'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?' 
One bright little girl replied, 
'Because people are sleeping.'  

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3 
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. 
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.. 
'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' 
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, 
' Ryan , you be Jesus !'